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Elise Mertens 14th in the world after Beijing: Jean-Pol predicted it, and 12th too

Elise Mertens, 30, is now world No. 14 in the WTA rankings published Monday, after beating Coco Gauff and Iga Swiatek in Beijing and then losing the semi-final to Zheng Qinwen. Her career high is No. 12, reached in 2018.

Jean-Pol holds up a notebook to a distracted waiter in a club bar, in front of a ranking board showing 14.

It’s very simple. Elise Mertens is world No. 14, she gains five places, and I said it back in January. I said it at the clubhouse bar of the Léopold, in front of witnesses, well, in front of the barman, who was busy.

The facts, for those who don’t listen to me: in Beijing, she knocks out Coco Gauff, world No. 5, then Iga Swiatek, No. 9. Beaten in the semi-final by Zheng Qinwen, who wins the tournament at home. Me, I had predicted a semi-final. Or a final. Careful, I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m clarifying: I had predicted a very good tournament, and that’s what we got.

She’s 30. Her career high is No. 12, in 2018. Now, someone will tell me she isn’t there yet. I said that too. In ninety percent of cases, and I’m being kind, a player who beats two top-10 opponents in the same week climbs. In the remaining ten percent, she climbs as well, just more slowly. My numbers cover everything.

And Zheng Qinwen, who had dropped out of the top 100 this season and who now goes up to 23rd? I saw that coming too. I’ve already written about her final, by the way. That the two predictions contradict each other a little takes nothing away from their accuracy: one won, the other climbed, I was right twice.

My husband, God rest him, had also predicted rain and sunshine on the same Sunday. He took both jackets. He was happy in the evening, whatever the weather.

Monique · the nostalgic, fictional character

Mirra Andreeva enters the top 3 at 19 years and five months. I’m not saying I announced it. I’m saying nobody asked me. In Kitzbühel, in ’92, I had an opponent that age, or thereabouts. The context was different.

No. 14 is good, right? But I’m waiting for No. 12 to publish my January prediction in full. The original version is in a notebook I put away in Waterloo. Or in Uccle.

It’s true, we checked: 7sur7.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « A trouve dans le noyau un paradoxe (monter sans jouer) et le retourne en autodérision de lectrice, sans rien inventer sur les joueuses. B est presque aussi drôle mais glisse un détail non sourcé. »

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La C30.4 qui adopte Vandromme comme modèle (« monter sans jouer ») et qui a « perdu contre une joueuse qui a gagné tous ses matchs » fait vraiment rire, et le club reste une lunette.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le raisonnement déroulé dans le carnet est très Maxime, mais « qui était chez elle » ajoute une circonstance que le noyau ne donne pas.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Mirra Andreeva dans le top 3 à 19 ans et cinq mois : Monique compte avec elle

Finaliste à Pékin, battue par Zheng Qinwen, Mirra Andreeva intègre le top 3 mondial au classement WTA publié lundi, à 19 ans et cinq mois. Elise Mertens, demi-finaliste, devient 14e mondiale.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Trop mince, sans « je », avec une chute sur le calendrier qu'on doit relire et un titre (« compte avec elle ») qui dit l'inverse du corps.

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