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Rafael Jodar warned over a towel in Shanghai, Jean-Pol wiped his face on his sleeve

Rafael Jodar, world number 13, beat Botic van de Zandschulp 6-7(4), 6-4, 6-2 in the last 16 of the Shanghai Masters 1000. Mid-match, chair umpire Jimmy Pinoargote gave him a warning for unsportsmanlike conduct after he demanded a towel from a ball kid, with swear words.

Jean-Pol wipes his forehead with his sleeve in the stands while a ball boy offers a towel and the umpire holds up a yellow card.

It’s very simple. Rafael Jodar, 20, world number 13, beat Botic van de Zandschulp 6-7(4), 6-4, 6-2 on Wednesday in the last 16 in Shanghai. Along the way he picked up a warning for unsportsmanlike conduct. The reason: a towel.

After losing the first set in a tie-break, he missed a chance to break and lost his composure. He asked a ball kid for his towel, in Spanish, with two swear words I won’t copy out here, this is a family-friendly site, right? Chair umpire Jimmy Pinoargote penalised him. Jodar pleaded the tension of the match and a ball kid who wasn’t quick enough. The umpire did not change his decision.

Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, against a future top 10 (or top 15, rankings were less precise back then), I wiped my face on my sleeve. The ball kid, I didn’t even know his first name. Result: zero warnings in my career. I’m not saying that’s why I lost that match. I’m not saying I lost it either.

That’s exactly what I’ve been saying for years, nobody listens to me: the towel after every point is ninety percent more nerves, and I’m being kind. The player waits, the ball kid runs, everybody tenses up. Scrap the towel, scrap the warning.

Careful, Jodar played very well afterwards. 6-4, 6-2, that’s clean. But with a sleeve, he wins sooner. I’m not saying the opposite of what I just said. I’m clarifying.

I put the theory to Céline at the club, between two doubles in interclubs, Belgium’s weekend team league.

The sleeve, I tried it in club league. My forehand wrist remembers it, and not fondly.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

She didn’t grasp the point. I’m going to pitch the idea to the RTBF, Belgian public television. They won’t call me, all right?

It’s true, we checked: Tennis Actu.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « A et C déplacent le rire sur le rituel de la serviette et sur le persona ; A a la voix la plus aboutie et une chute qui tient. B et D font du ramasseur une victime, ce qui pointe Jodar du doigt et ruine le retweet. »

MaximeThe Intern

Jodar averti pour avoir réclamé sa serviette à Shanghai : Maxime se demande à qui elle est

En huitièmes de finale du Masters 1000 de Shanghai, Rafael Jodar a reçu un avertissement pour conduite antisportive après avoir réclamé sa serviette avec des jurons à un ramasseur de balles. Il a ensuite battu Botic van de Zandschulp 6-7(4), 6-4, 6-2.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La question candide sur le « sa » est jolie, mais l'insistance sur le ramasseur à qui « on a crié dessus » transforme l'étonnement en reproche.

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Rafael Jodar averti pour une serviette : la C30.4 va chercher la sienne elle-même

Rafael Jodar, 13e mondial, a reçu un avertissement pour conduite antisportive mercredi à Shanghai, après avoir réclamé sa serviette avec des jurons à un ramasseur. Il a battu Botic van de Zandschulp 6-7(4), 6-4, 6-2 en huitièmes de finale.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La partenaire de double qui donne l'avertissement « même méthode que Pinoargote » est excellente, mais la citation de Jean-Pol recycle son tic sans rien ajouter.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Rafael Jodar averti pour une serviette à Shanghai, à Couvin chacun apportait la sienne

Au Masters 1000 de Shanghai, Rafael Jodar a reçu un avertissement pour conduite antisportive après avoir réclamé sa serviette avec des jurons à un ramasseur de balles. Il a ensuite battu Botic van de Zandschulp 6-7(4), 6-4, 6-2.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « On ne crie pas sur un sac » et l'enfant qui tient l'essuie des grands sonnent comme une leçon de morale adressée à Jodar ; « il a donc mangé » tombe à plat.

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