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Zverev wins in Shanghai while the match didn’t depend on him: Maxime seeks the culprit

Speaking on the ATP’s microphone, Alexander Zverev said that, serve aside, his match against Yibing Wu did not depend much on him. He won it 6-4, 7-6(4) in the second round of the Shanghai Masters 1000.

Maxime, notebook in hand, frowns at a two-box whiteboard on a tennis court while a male player prepares to serve.

Zverev beat Yibing Wu, world number 113, 6-4, 7-6(4) in 1h36 in the second round in Shanghai. It was his first match of the tournament. That much I understood. Then he spoke on the ATP’s microphone, and that’s when I took out my notebook.

He said: “He hits every ball as hard as he can, so the match doesn’t depend much on you, apart from your serve. I felt I was serving well, but everything else depended on him and he was playing well in the second set, so I’m happy to have won in two sets”.

Silly question, but if everything else depended on Wu, and Wu was playing well, how did Wu lose? I reread it three times on the 7.32 train. The score didn’t change.

I did the sums. The serve depends on Zverev. Everything else depends on Wu. So the win comes from the serve. So all you need is a good serve. Why do other players still bother with returns, volleys, drop shots? I’m told it’s more complicated, fine, but what does that mean?

He also said he wasn’t especially calm against such an aggressive player. Neither am I, when someone hits every ball as hard as he can. And I’m not even on the court.

It’s very simple, kid: when you win, you thank your opponent. When you lose, too. Me, in Kitzbühel, I did it both times.

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

In the next round he plays Quentin Halys, world number 48, for the fourth time this season. He won the previous ones, but had to work for them, including one in five sets at the US Open. I asked whether that match would depend on him. I checked, and actually nobody knows.

Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Maxime prend la phrase de Zverev au pied de la lettre et en tire une logique absurde qui fait rire sans jamais viser le joueur. Les autres sourient au mieux, sans moment de vrai rire. »

Zverev bat Wu et dit que le match « ne dépendait pas trop de lui » : Jean-Pol approuve

Alexander Zverev a battu Yibing Wu, 113e mondial, 6-4, 7-6(4) en 1h36 pour son entrée en lice au deuxième tour du Masters 1000 de Shanghai. Il affrontera Quentin Halys, 48e, pour la quatrième fois de la saison.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le Jean-Pol qui perd « avec la même méthode » à Kitzbühel « avant les archives » fait sourire, mais la statistique des nonante pour cent sonne plaqué et la chute sur Halys retombe.

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Zverev bat Wu en ne comptant que sur son service : la C30.4 connaît le schéma

Alexander Zverev a battu Yibing Wu 6-4, 7-6(4) au deuxième tour du Masters 1000 de Shanghai. Il a confié que, face à un adversaire qui frappe chaque balle très fort, seul son service dépendait de lui.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le néon du terrain 4 et les intentions « pures mais pas exécutées » fonctionnent, mais le « d'où le tie-break » invente une causalité et l'ensemble empile les tics sans pic.

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Zverev bat Wu et lui laisse tout le mérite : Monique compare avec la politesse de Couvin

Vainqueur de Yibing Wu 6-4, 7-6(4) au deuxième tour du Masters 1000 de Shanghai, Alexander Zverev a déclaré au micro de l'ATP que le match ne dépendait pas trop de lui, à part son service.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Douce et juste de ton, mais le whist et la tarte au riz restent une jolie image sans rire, la chute sur le monsieur au micro tombe à plat et « tout le mérite » force le propos.

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