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Fritz says Shanghai balls wear out too fast: Jean-Pol claims the credit

Taylor Fritz, world No. 12, has criticised the balls at the Shanghai Masters 1000: very fast when new, worn out quickly, according to remarks reported by Championat. He plays Stefanos Tsitsipas in the third round.

Jean-Pol sits alone at a TV studio desk, holding up a worn tennis ball beside a new one and a silent telephone.

It’s very simple. Taylor Fritz, world No. 12, says the balls in Shanghai are very fast when they are new and that they wear out very quickly. That once they are worn, finishing a point becomes very hard. He talks about “real torture”, according to Championat. I said it back in January.

Well, in January I was talking about strings. But the ball hits the string, right? It’s the same subject. Careful, I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m clarifying.

Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, against a future top 10, we played with balls that had seen three tournaments and a game of table tennis. I’m ahead, the ball goes soft as a day-old bread roll, and I win the game anyway. The set is another story, there was wind. But the point, I finished it.

Daniil Medvedev, Alexander Zverev and Fritz now note that ball quality changes from one tournament to the next on the ATP tour. Three players from the circuit arriving at my conclusion. Thirty-odd years late, but all right.

Jean-Pol, in Kitzbühel, what brand of balls was it?

Maxime · the intern, fictional character

A good brand. I’m not going to advertise. Fritz, for his part, finds one positive: the courts have been made faster this year, so the ball at least flies a little. In ninety percent of cases, and I’m being generous, that’s what I would have advised if anyone had called me onto a set. Nobody called.

He plays Stefanos Tsitsipas in the third round. I’m not giving a prediction, I’m giving an analysis: whoever wins the short points goes through.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est le seul angle où chaque paragraphe relance le rire : le persona se contredit et se dégonfle tout seul, sans jamais toucher Fritz. A et C ont de bonnes lignes isolées, mais leur fin s'essouffle. »

MaximeThe Intern

Fritz juge les balles de Shanghai trop vite usées : Maxime veut savoir qui les choisit

Au Masters 1000 de Shanghai, Taylor Fritz, 12e mondial, s'est plaint de balles très rapides neuves mais qui s'usent très vite, selon des propos rapportés par Championat. Daniil Medvedev et Alexander Zverev relèvent aussi la disparité des balles selon les tournois.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le calcul du coup parfait entre balle neuve et balle morte, et « le court fait le travail de la balle », font sourire ; la réplique de Céline est la meilleure ligne, mais le carnet vide reste un peu attendu.

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Fritz trouve qu’une balle usée rend l’échange pénible : la C30.4 compatit

Au Masters 1000 de Shanghai, Taylor Fritz, 12e mondial, a estimé que les balles, très rapides neuves, s'usent très vite et rendent les fins d'échange très difficiles, selon Championat. Medvedev et Zverev relèvent aussi la disparité des balles selon les tournois.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La balle « qui ressemble à une balle par politesse » et la brique pilée « pas prévenue » sont drôles, mais le club envahit le texte au point de devenir le sujet, et la chute sur le passing est floue.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Fritz déplore des balles trop vite usées à Shanghai : Monique pense au fournisseur

Taylor Fritz, 12e mondial, s'est plaint au Masters 1000 de Shanghai de balles très rapides neuves mais qui s'usent très vite, selon Championat. Daniil Medvedev et Alexander Zverev relèvent aussi des balles différentes d'un tournoi à l'autre.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « On savait pourquoi : on en achetait » est joli, mais « qu'ils ont mangé » frôle le corps des joueurs et la chute sur la boîte en fer retombe à plat.

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