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A 2017 like from Alcaraz for Cobolli, the club player has a 2016 photo waiting

Flavio Cobolli told BBC Sport, after Team Europe’s Laver Cup win, that he’d spotted a Carlos Alcaraz “like” on one of his Instagram posts from 2017. Both players are straight back on court this week, in Tokyo and Beijing.

Céline sits on a club bench, proudly staring at a single like on her phone, her stats binder open beside her.

It was Alexander Zverev who sealed the Laver Cup, beating Learner Tien, to hand Team Europe the trophy for the ninth edition. Flavio Cobolli then stepped up to the BBC Sport microphone, after the trophy presentation, with a humorous story about social media.

Cobolli had noticed that Alcaraz liked one of his Instagram posts from 2017. “I hope he didn’t like it because of my mother, I hope it was for me,” he said.

Céline, our club player, read about it on Monday, between two passes through her stats folder.

Technically, that’s a pattern I know well. You post, you wait, and the validation arrives years later. I’ve got a photo from 2016, my down-the-line forehand on court 4, under the neon light. Perfect intentions. Still no like from the club. The level in club league (interclubs, Belgium’s weekend team league) has gone way up, people don’t realise: even getting a like takes volume. He got Alcaraz. I got the clubhouse bar account, which likes everything, even closure notices when it’s pouring.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

Céline then opened her folder to a blank page, titled “Social media: areas for improvement.” She wrote three lines: post earlier, post more often, and check the stringing in the photo, “because you can tell straight away when the tension’s off.”

Cobolli won’t get to check the sincerity of the gesture in person this week. Alcaraz is entered at the Tokyo tournament, Cobolli at the Beijing tournament. Céline finds the schedule rather fitting: “Tokyo, Beijing, everyone to their own zone. My season really starts in May, so do my likes. Two practice sessions away, mind you.”

Céline reposted her 2016 photo on Sunday evening. She got one like, from her doubles partner.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Céline transforme la blague de Cobolli en autodérision d'audience sans jamais toucher au joueur, et finit sur une personne de son monde. Les trois autres sont publiables mais s'arrêtent à une trouvaille chacun. »

Cobolli découvre un like d’Alcaraz daté de 2017, Jean-Pol attend toujours le sien

Après la victoire de la Team Europe à la Laver Cup, acquise par Alexander Zverev face à Learner Tien pour la 9ᵉ édition, Flavio Cobolli a raconté à BBC Sport avoir remarqué un « like » de Carlos Alcaraz sur une de ses publications Instagram datant de 2017.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La mauvaise foi tourne bien (« les témoins ne s'en souviennent pas ») et la chute du fuseau horaire tient, mais le pronostic rétroactif rallonge le monologue sans ajouter de rire.

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MaximeThe Intern

Cobolli retrouve un like d’Alcaraz de 2017, Maxime se demande qui a liké quoi

Interrogé par BBC Sport après la victoire de la Team Europe à la Laver Cup, Flavio Cobolli a dit avoir remarqué un « like » de Carlos Alcaraz sur une de ses publications Instagram datant de 2017.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Aucun juge de like » est la bonne trouvaille candide ; l'accroche « pas sur la mère » frôle inutilement le seul mot qu'il fallait laisser à Cobolli.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Cobolli retrouve un like d’Alcaraz posé en 2017, Monique compare avec les cartes postales

Après la victoire de la Team Europe à la Laver Cup, conclue par Alexander Zverev face à Learner Tien, Flavio Cobolli a évoqué avec humour sur BBC Sport un « like » de Carlos Alcaraz sur une de ses publications Instagram de 2017.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La carte postale « marquée dessus » répond finement à la question de Cobolli, mais la dépêche s'éteint sur le calendrier Tokyo/Pékin sans dernier mot de Monique.

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