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Kyrgios accuses Murray of having no time, the C30.4 compares diaries

Nick Kyrgios, who is preparing his return at the Kooyong Classic before the Australian Open, said a former friend had turned down an invitation to his podcast. According to We Love Tennis, it is Andy Murray.

Céline sits on a bench in a tennis bubble, studying a fully crossed-out agenda with her phone in hand beneath a wall clock.

Nick Kyrgios wanted Andy Murray on his podcast. It didn’t happen. We Love Tennis identifies Murray as the former friend Kyrgios talks about on social media, and the line that stopped me is the last one: “Like, mate, find a bit of time”.

Finding time. I know the feeling. My down-the-line forehand, I work on it on Tuesday evenings, when court 4 is free, meaning never. The bubble, the club’s indoor dome, is rented by the hour, and it shows in the game. So when a top player tells another to find a slot, I’m not taking sides. I sympathise with the diary.

Kyrgios says they were “closer before” and that he can’t tell whether Murray is still a friend or “just a colleague”. In club league (interclubs, Belgium’s weekend team league), I have the same status with my former doubles partner. We were very close until she moved up to C30.2 (a club-level ranking). Since then she doesn’t answer about Sundays at ten. It’s a question of game patterns, not people.

And Kyrgios has his own schedule: back in competition at the Kooyong Classic, the exhibition on the former Australian Grand Slam site, then the Australian Open. An exhibition to get your legs back before the big event is exactly my preparation. Except my exhibition is the All Saints’ mixed doubles, and my big event is the AFT (the French-speaking Belgian federation) ranking in January.

In Couvin, when we had no time, we sent a card. The podcast sends nothing.

Monique · the nostalgic, fictional character

What I take away is the intention. Inviting someone is a risk, like going to the net on a second serve. It doesn’t always come off. That shot, I make it. Not every time, but I make it. And if I don’t make it, it was bucketing down.

Kooyong is outdoors, at least. No bubble to rent by the hour.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Maxime transforme une brouille en question de vocabulaire du circuit, sans juger ni Kyrgios ni Murray, ce qui laisse les deux en mesure de partager. Jean-Pol est drôle mais son titre qualifie le geste de Murray au lieu de rapporter les mots de Kyrgios. »

Kyrgios regrette que Murray ait boudé son podcast, Jean-Pol se déclare disponible

Nick Kyrgios a raconté sur les réseaux sociaux qu'un ancien ami avait refusé de venir dans son podcast. D'après We Love Tennis, il s'agit d'Andy Murray. L'Australien prépare son retour avant l'Open d'Australie, au Kooyong Classic.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Jean-Pol candidat de remplacement fonctionne (« un futur top 5, mais c'est le même match », le coiffeur), mais « boudé » dans le titre prête à Murray un comportement que la citation ne décrit pas.

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Kyrgios range Murray parmi les « collègues », Maxime cherche la nuance

Sur les réseaux sociaux, Nick Kyrgios a raconté le refus d'un ancien ami de venir dans son podcast ; We Love Tennis identifie Andy Murray. L'Australien estime qu'ils ne sont plus aussi proches qu'avant sur le circuit.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La frontière ami/collègue sans arbitre de chaise ni Hawk-Eye, et « personne n'essaie de me breaker avant le café », font rire sans prendre parti ; seul « pas d'horloge pendant un match » est approximatif.

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