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Arthur Fils denied wild card in Tokyo, Jean-Pol claims he called it

Arthur Fils, world number 11 and Tokyo champion in 2024, missed out on a wild card for this year’s ATP 500 after registering late. He now needs two qualifying rounds, or a withdrawal.

Jean-Pol proudly points at an entry-list board, clutching a folder of rewritten predictions.'

Arthur Fils, world number 11, won the ATP 500 in Tokyo back in 2024. In 2026 he’ll be starting from qualifying. He registered late, a fact revealed three weeks before 25 September, and the tournament did not hand him a wild card.

The three main-draw wild cards went to Kei Nishikori, Sho Shimabukuro and Rei Sakamoto, three Japanese players. The tournament runs from 30 September to 6 October.

It’s very simple. I said it back in January: watch the entry deadlines, that’s where careers are won and lost. Ninety percent of careers, and I’m being generous, die at the registration desk. Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, I signed up three weeks early, and they still stuck me on the back court. Careful, I’m not saying he won’t get through qualifying. I’m saying he might. Or he might not. The spirit was there, mind you.

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

Two qualifying rounds, then, for the world number 11, unless he skips the event altogether. A situation that immediately roused the house pundit, who hadn’t been asked anything by anyone, and whom nobody had asked anything either.

Three wild cards for three Japanese players in Tokyo? That’s exactly what I’ve been saying for years, nobody listens: an invitation belongs at home first. At the Léopold club, in interclubs, it’s the same, the captain picks the ones who bring the drinks first. Well, the captain is me, but the principle still holds. And I’ll say this: I predicted all three names. Not word for word, but the number, yes. Three. I had it.

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

Pressed on the case of a former champion forced back into qualifying, Jean-Pol clarified his position, for the third time in two minutes.

Two qualifying rounds, that’s a warm-up. Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, I went through three, or four, the draw hadn’t even gone up yet. Careful, I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m saying he’ll get through. Unless he doesn’t, in which case I said that too. Fair enough?

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

Arthur Fils could also simply skip the tournament. Jean-Pol, for his part, has already filed both outcomes under successful predictions.

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MaximeThe Intern

Arthur Fils doit se qualifier pour le tournoi qu’il a gagné, Maxime cherche la logique

Vainqueur de l'ATP 500 de Tokyo en 2024 et 11e mondial, Arthur Fils devra passer par deux tours de qualifications, faute d'inscription à temps. Les trois wild-cards sont allées à des joueurs japonais.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Maxime est bien candide, mais la blague wild-card/joker et le « système » bureaucratique expliquent plus qu'ils ne font rire.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Arthur Fils en qualifs à Tokyo faute d’inscription, Monique ne critique pas

Arthur Fils, 11e mondial et vainqueur de l'ATP 500 de Tokyo en 2024, ne s'était pas inscrit à temps et n'a pas obtenu de wild-card. Il devra passer deux tours de qualifications pour rejoindre le tableau.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La chaise gardée au premier rang de la tombola est une jolie image, mais « a oublié » force un peu le noyau et la dernière ligne du corps ne conclut rien.

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