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Federer misses the crowds and the hotels, Jean-Pol says he called it

Roger Federer said, speaking from the Laver Cup in London, that playing in front of 10,000, 15,000 or 20,000 people is something he misses enormously since retiring. He also says he loved life on tour, the travel, the hotels and the waiting around on court, according to comments relayed by L’Equipe.

Federer alone in an empty box above a court, as Jean-Pol uninvitedly sits beside him holding out a hotel keycard.

Roger Federer spoke from London, where the ninth edition of his Laver Cup is taking place. “It’s a huge part of my life that I miss and no longer get to experience,” he said. He also likes to sit in the stands, while keeping his distance so people don’t think he’s gone mad.

“It might sound silly or strange, but I love it. I just like sitting in the stands,” he explained. In July, he was almost alone in the Royal Box at Centre Court for the late start of the round-of-16 match between Alexander Zverev and Jiri Lehecka.

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck, not called up by any broadcaster to comment on the matter, comments on it anyway.

It’s very simple. A player who retires, in ninety percent of cases, and I’m being generous, ends up in the stands missing the hotel. I said it back in January. Well, not about Roger specifically, but the spirit was there. Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, what I remember is the wait on court. Two hours under the tarp, against a future top ten player. Or three. Roger’s saying the same thing today. Nobody listens to me, but they quote me word for word, don’t they.

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

On substance, Federer says watching the best players in the world set a whole stadium alight gives him an extraordinary feeling. He adds that tennis let him travel the world, meet wonderful people and discover different cultures. “Tennis was the glue for all of that,” he concluded.

Jean-Pol, who has also spent a lot of time in the stands, though mostly at interclubs, sees no contradiction with his earlier remarks. “I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m clarifying,” he insists.

Jean-Pol has offered to share the Royal Box with him next year, “for the company.” Wimbledon’s reply has not arrived.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B tient sa chute sur la déclaration du jour (l'attente sous la bâche à Kitzbühel, l'offre de compagnie en Royal Box) sans rien ajouter au noyau, et Federer pourrait la partager sans hésiter. C est presque aussi drôle, mais son titre déplace le centre de gravité vers le club au lieu de le garder sur le circuit. »

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Federer aime s’asseoir en tribunes, Maxime cherche pourquoi c’est « bizarre »

Depuis Londres, où se tient la neuvième édition de sa Laver Cup, Roger Federer a expliqué aimer s'asseoir en tribunes pour regarder le tennis, même s'il trouve cela « bête ou bizarre ». En juillet, il était presque seul dans la Royal Box du Centre Court au début, tardif, du huitième de finale entre Alexander Zverev et Jiri Lehecka.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La question candide sur les sièges et le train de 7 h 32 amusent, mais la chute « je n'arrive pas à trancher » se dilue au lieu de tomber.

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Federer adore l’attente sur les courts, la C30.4 lui offre un dimanche d’interclubs

Roger Federer a expliqué, depuis la Laver Cup à Londres, avoir vraiment apprécié le quotidien du circuit, les voyages, les hôtels et l'attente sur les courts. Il dit aussi aimer s'asseoir en tribunes, tout en gardant ses distances « sinon les gens vont penser que je suis fou ».

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Six à la buvette, sept avec le chien » face aux 20 000 de Federer est la bonne lunette de club, mais le titre promet un « dimanche d'interclubs » qui frôle le sujet interdit plutôt que le regard.

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