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Medvedev 320 points behind Cobolli in the Race: the C30.4 knows that kind of gap

Ahead of his quarter-final at the Shanghai Masters 1000, Daniil Medvedev has 3220 points in the Race, 320 fewer than Flavio Cobolli, 5th. A semi-final would earn him 200 points, a final 250 more.

Céline sits on a club bench studying her statistics binder with a pencil, a cone of fries beside her and a flickering floodlight behind.

Daniil Medvedev is into the quarter-finals in Shanghai, 8th in the Race with 3220 points. Flavio Cobolli is 5th with 3540. That’s a gap of 320 points. I got my stats binder out on the bench, between two sips, and did the sum I do every year in November: if I win the next match, and the one after, I move up.

He’s the same, only bigger. A semi-final, 200 points. A final, 250 more. Frances Tiafoe has 3380, Arthur Fils 3325. Five places are still up for grabs in Turin, and Sinner’s withdrawal made 9th place a qualifying spot. Behind, Novak Djokovic, 10th, 380 points back. I know that pattern by heart: look ahead, watch behind, and never look at your own box.

What got me was his press conference. He said: “If I had played well in Canada, reaching the quarter-finals, or if I hadn’t lost 200 points last week, I would probably already be qualified.” There you go. That’s a clubhouse bar sentence. Me, I say: if my strings had held in October, and if the floodlight on court 4 hadn’t flickered during the tie-break, I’d have been C15.5 (a club-level ranking) for ages. Two practice sessions away, mind you.

And he added: “Only performances count.” There, I disagree. Performances count, but intentions do too. A well-built ball that goes out by ten centimetres is a performance in another context.

On the Maldives, he said even that would suit him if he wasn’t in Turin. When I miss promotion, I have the Sunday cone of chips. Not bad either.

In Couvin, we counted the raffle points, and that was enough. The cone, at least, never relegated you.

Monique · the nostalgic, fictional character

It’s true, we checked: Tennis Actu.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Céline transforme la citation conditionnelle en miroir de club, ce qui fait rire le lecteur de lui-même sans rien retirer à Medvedev. Monique est un très bon second choix, un cran sous C à cause d'une pique légère sur la double réponse du joueur. »

Medvedev se contenterait des Maldives sans Turin, Jean-Pol y reconnaît sa méthode

Qualifié pour les quarts de finale du Masters 1000 de Shanghai, Daniil Medvedev est 8e à la Race avec 3220 points, alors que cinq places restent à attribuer pour les ATP Finals de Turin. Interrogé sur sa qualification, il a dit que même les Maldives lui conviendraient s'il n'y était pas.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La mauvaise foi du pronostic qui « couvre toutes les destinations » fonctionne, mais le lac de Kitzbühel répète la blague des Maldives sans la relancer.

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MaximeThe Intern

Medvedev 8e de la Race, et c’est la 9e place qui qualifie : Maxime recompte

Daniil Medvedev s'est qualifié pour les quarts de finale du Masters 1000 de Shanghai. Huitième à la Race avec 3220 points, il compte 380 points d'avance sur Novak Djokovic, 10e, alors que le forfait de Jannik Sinner a rendu la 9e place qualificative pour les ATP Finals.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Huit, mais neuf » et la course où l'on avance assis sont de jolies candeurs, mais le paragraphe des chiffres alourdit tout et la fin s'essouffle.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Medvedev se contenterait des Maldives s’il rate Turin, et Monique trouve ça poli

Qualifié pour les quarts de finale à Shanghai, Daniil Medvedev, 8e à la Race, a été interrogé sur les ATP Finals. Il a répondu qu'il faisait de son mieux et que, s'il n'était pas à Turin, même les Maldives lui conviendraient.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Blankenberge et le galet font une belle mélancolie douce, et la chute sur le micro est juste ; « une fois suffisait » frôle le reproche au joueur.

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