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Nishikori suggests serving two steps closer, Maxime asks who put the line there

In his last press conference, after the first-round loss to Frances Tiafoe at the Tokyo ATP 500 that ended his career, Kei Nishikori suggested that players under 180 cm should be allowed to serve after taking two or three steps forward, then go back to the baseline with the help of technology such as AI.

Maxime, notebook in hand, inspects the baseline with a tape measure while a male player stands ready to serve two steps in front of it.

Kei Nishikori, a former world No. 4, lost to Frances Tiafoe in the first round of the Tokyo ATP 500 and announced his retirement. In his last press conference, he was asked, in his own language, which rule he would change. He began with “I don’t know if I should say this…”. Then he proposed that players under 180 cm be allowed to serve after taking two or three steps forward, and go back to the baseline “with the help of, I don’t know, current technology, like AI”.

Silly question, but why does everybody serve from the same spot? I asked on the 7:32 train, to a man carrying a racket bag. He said: the baseline. Fine. But who decided it was there? He got off at Ottignies without answering.

At the newsroom, I’m told it’s tradition. Fine, but what does that mean? In football, penalties are taken from a precise distance, that I understand, there is a white spot. In tennis, there is a line. And Nishikori, who played his whole career behind that line, waited for his very last answer to say it could be moved a little.

The AI part took me an hour. First I thought a robot would come and push the player backwards. Then I realised he didn’t know exactly either, since he said “I don’t know”. It’s the first time a rule proposal has come with its own doubt built in. I find that honest.

Two steps closer, I’ll take it. Not every point, but I’ll take it.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

One detail from the source: he is exactly 1.80 m. The rule stops just short of him. I checked, and actually nobody knows if that was deliberate. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Maxime tire le comique du seul « je ne sais pas » et de la ligne de fond, laissant la taille au noyau, et Nishikori partagerait sans hésiter. Céline avait la meilleure lunette mais son titre déforme le bénéficiaire de la règle. »

Nishikori veut faire servir les moins d’1,80 m plus près, Jean-Pol réclame la paternité

Kei Nishikori, ancien 4e joueur mondial, a officialisé sa retraite après sa défaite contre Frances Tiafoe au premier tour de l'ATP 500 de Tokyo. Lors de sa dernière conférence de presse, il a proposé que les joueurs de moins de 180 cm puissent servir en avançant de deux ou trois pas.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La paternité réclamée et « trois pas contre, deux je signe » sont du bon Jean-Pol, mais Kitzbühel tourne en boucle et la pique sur la « sagesse » à nonante pour cent reste tiède.

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