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Nadal’s outfits were planned a year and a half ahead: Maxime does the maths

In GQ, Rafael Nadal, retired since November 2024, says his team prepared all his outfits a year and a half ahead. For his first eight to ten years, choices were made from photos on a computer, and the real result was sometimes very different.

Maxime, stagiaire, devant un écran de tenues de tennis en miniatures, un calendrier avec une date lointaine entourée : avril 2028.

Silly question, but how do you know what you’ll want to wear in a year and a half? Rafael Nadal told GQ that his team worked on all his outfits a year and a half in advance. He said: “It’s something I really enjoyed.” This morning I chose my jumper in the dark of my kot (Belgian student room), for the 7:32 train. It’s green. I found out at Ottignies station.

I read the whole article twice. For the first eight to ten years of his career, decisions were made from photos on a computer, and the real result could be completely different. So someone looked at a screen, said “yes, that one”, and what turned up for real could look nothing like the photo. Was nobody allowed to touch the fabric first?

What I find lovely is what comes next. Nadal calls those pirate trousers and sleeveless shirts “horrible”. But he also says that back then he forged his identity, that people recognised him by those outfits, with his long hair and his bandana. So the failed outfit became the famous outfit. I checked, and actually nobody knows how you avoid that.

A year and a half ahead, I dream of it. I find out my interclubs (Belgium’s weekend team league) kit on Sunday at five to ten, in the boot of the car.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

He says he’s proudest of the outfits from later in his career. I did the maths for myself: if I start today, my ideal intern outfit is ready in April 2028. My internship ends before that. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est la seule dépêche à la fois fidèle et franchement drôle : la candeur de Maxime fait buter le fait réel (dix-huit mois d'avance, rendu différent de la photo) sur sa vie de stagiaire. A avait la meilleure énergie, mais elle déforme la citation dès le titre. »

Nadal regrette ses tenues de pirate, la C30.4 regrette de n’avoir jamais eu de style

Rafael Nadal, quatorze fois vainqueur de Roland-Garros, juge « horribles » ses pantalons de pirate et maillots sans manches de jeunesse, dans un entretien à GQ. Il estime pourtant qu'ils ont forgé son identité, avec ses cheveux longs et son bandana.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le cordage parfait à l'écran et la partenaire qui ne la reconnaît plus sont de bonnes trouvailles, mais « avant la blessure » touche à la santé et le passage à C15.5 brouille son canon de C30.4.

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Nadal juge « horribles » ses tenues de pirate, Monique accuse plutôt l’ordinateur

Pour la sortie du beau livre « Rafa Nadal », le joueur a raconté à GQ que ses tenues des huit à dix premières années étaient choisies sur photos à l'ordinateur, avec un rendu réel parfois très différent. Il trouve aujourd'hui « horribles » ses pantalons de pirate et maillots sans manches.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La mercière de Couvin est douce et juste, mais la chute sur la tante et la photo « qui savait ce qu'elle faisait » est obscure, et « tant mieux pour lui » frôle l'aigreur.

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