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Nadal plays again in Manacor with “no sporting ambition”, the C30.4 never managed that

For the tenth anniversary of the Rafa Nadal Academy, Rafael Nadal gathered Andy Murray, Carlos Moya, Richard Gasquet, Dominic Thiem, Marat Safin, David Ferrer and Fabio Fognini in Manacor on Saturday for an exhibition. Two years after retiring, he says he played only four times for 45 minutes, then five or six times in the last few days.

Céline, racket in hand, disputes a line call on a clay court, an untouched cake on a small table and her stats folder open on the bench.

Rafael Nadal played again on Saturday in Manacor, on the centre court of his academy, which was celebrating its tenth anniversary. Across the net, or beside him, were Andy Murray, Carlos Moya, Richard Gasquet, Dominic Thiem, Marat Safin, David Ferrer and Fabio Fognini, among others. I read his comments, relayed by L’Equipe, with my stats folder open on my knees, out of reflex.

He says he played four times for 45 minutes in two years. Then five or six times in the last few days. Four times 45 minutes is my January in the bubble (the inflatable indoor court), which we rent by the hour. And five or six sessions just before the deadline is exactly my preparation for club league (interclubs, Belgium’s weekend team league). Same pattern. I’m not saying we’re at the same level. I’m saying the training load looks alike. Two practice sessions away, mind you.

Where I lose the thread is what comes next. “I think there’s zero percent of Rafa Nadal the competitor, to be honest. I’ve moved on,” he said. And again: “I really have no sporting ambition, other than to have a good time and try not to hurt ourselves, because some of us aren’t quite prepared (laughs)…”

Zero percent. The man with 14 Roland-Garros titles walks onto a court with no intentions. Me, I turn up with intentions for a friendly end-of-season mixed doubles where the cake is free. Last Sunday I tried to “have a good time”. I lasted three games. In the fourth, I disputed a ball on the line on court 4, the one the floodlight makes invisible, and I changed towels to refocus.

He also says competition is “the least of our worries” and that the day is a party for the Academy and the people who keep it going day to day. That, I respect. At our club, we have a club party too. There’s an internal tournament. Nobody plays for fun.

Silly question, but if nobody wants to win, who counts the points?

Maxime · the intern, fictional character

I got my racket out again this morning to test the Nadal approach, zero percent. I restrung it anyway. A bit tighter.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « A est la seule dépêche dont le ressort comique est vraiment incarné : Céline échoue à appliquer le « zéro pour cent » dans sa propre vie, et sa chute matérielle tient seule. Il faudra corriger les guillemets du titre en « aucune ambition sportive ». »

MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Nadal veut surtout « ne pas se faire mal » à Manacor, Monique compare avec Couvin

Le samedi 3 octobre 2026, Rafael Nadal a disputé une exhibition sur le court central de la Rafa Nadal Academy, à Manacor, pour ses dix ans. Andy Murray, Marat Safin, David Ferrer ou Fabio Fognini étaient notamment présents.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La tarte au riz de Couvin est douce, mais c'est mince. La chute pique la source plutôt que de faire rire de Monique, et le titre centré sur « ne pas se faire mal » frôle le registre physique.

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Nadal rejoue à Manacor avec « zéro pour cent » de compétiteur, Jean-Pol trouve ça beaucoup

Rafael Nadal a réuni samedi à Manacor un casting d'anciens joueurs, dont Andy Murray, Dominic Thiem et Marat Safin, pour l'anniversaire de son académie. Il affirme n'avoir joué que quatre fois 45 minutes en deux ans.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Zéro pour cent de Nadal, c'est nonante pour cent d'un joueur normal » et la doctrine contradictoire fonctionnent, mais la dernière phrase retombe à plat.

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MaximeThe Intern

Nadal rejoue « sans ambition sportive », Maxime se demande pourquoi on compte les points

Pour les dix ans de la Rafa Nadal Academy, Rafael Nadal a disputé samedi à Manacor une exhibition avec notamment Andy Murray, Carlos Moya, Dominic Thiem et Fabio Fognini. Il affirme que la compétition est « le cadet de nos soucis ».

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Une compétition où personne ne compétitionne » fait sourire, mais l'arbitre ajouté hors noyau gêne. La remarque sur les « répétitions » laisse planer un doute sur la sincérité de Nadal.

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