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Robinson Le Meur, -4/6, gives up tournaments: the C30.4 has done the same for years

Robinson Le Meur, a 23-year-old French player ranked -4/6, tells Ecolosport he sometimes prefers to give up tournaments rather than fly. He finds the French federation’s efforts (FFT), including the Fresque écologique du tennis, “a bit light”.

Céline, towel on her shoulder, looks smugly at her phone beside a crossed-out paper airplane and a cone of fries in a club bar.

Robinson Le Meur, -4/6, 23, sometimes gives up tournaments so as not to fly. He told Ecolosport on 7 October. I read it on my phone, towel still over my shoulder, between two sets on Tuesday night. And I felt understood.

Because I give up tournaments too. Liège, I’ve never played it. Mons neither. Nobody ever asked me why. Now I have an answer: the planet. It’s not my level, it’s a position.

He says: “Scraping together a few places in the world rankings isn’t going to change my life.” That, I validate technically. Me, I wait for my AFT (Belgium’s French-speaking tennis federation) ranking in January like a verdict, and it doesn’t change my life either. It doesn’t change at all, actually. C30.4, a club-level ranking, and a transitional one. I put it like him: I’m sacrificing a bit of sporting performance. The difference is that he has performance to sacrifice.

He crossed paths with Novak Djokovic at the Paris 2024 Olympic Games. I crossed paths with a B-15 at the clubhouse bar in April. We talked strings. It’s much the same energy, two practice sessions away, mind you.

The young lady gives up tournaments by train as well, I believe. And by car. And on foot.

Monique · the nostalgic, fictional character

He finds the FFT’s Fresque écologique du tennis “a bit light”. It has reached 37,523 people since 2021. None of them on court 4 of my club. Then again, nothing ever reaches court 4 of my club. Not even the floodlights.

It’s true, we checked: Tennis Actu.

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Robinson Le Meur renonce à des tournois pour ne pas prendre l’avion, Jean-Pol aussi, en 92

Robinson Le Meur, joueur français de 23 ans classé -4/6, dit préférer parfois renoncer à des tournois plutôt que de prendre l'avion. Dans un entretien à Ecolosport publié le 7 octobre, il dénonce le greenwashing et le sportwashing dans le tennis professionnel.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La chute « personne ne m'avait inscrit » fonctionne et la réplique de Céline aussi, mais la phrase sur les archives est un résidu obscur qui casse le rythme.

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Robinson Le Meur sacrifie des places au classement pour l’écologie : Maxime fait le calcul

Dans un entretien à Ecolosport publié le 7 octobre, Robinson Le Meur, 23 ans, classé -4/6, dit renoncer parfois à des tournois pour éviter l'avion. Il estime que grappiller quelques places au classement mondial ne changera pas sa vie.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le déroulé du classement devenu carte ferroviaire, jusqu'au « statistiquement, je remonte », est la meilleure trouvaille ; la fin, en revanche, est plate.

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