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Kyrgios faults Federer for not creating short balls, Maxime investigates

On Instagram, Nick Kyrgios answered a fan by listing the strengths and weaknesses of the Big 3. For Roger Federer, he cites a backhand that sits too high and an inability to create short balls.

Maxime, the intern, shows his notebook to a colleague; on the wall, a pen diagram of one rectangle and four arrows, beside a tennis ball.

Nick Kyrgios hasn’t played since Mallorca in June, and according to We Love Tennis he probably won’t be back before 2027. He chats with fans in Q&A sessions on his Instagram account. One of them asked him for the strengths and weaknesses of each member of the Big 3. He played along.

Federer: backhand too high, no short balls, but the most aggressive game of the three. Nadal: trouble when a cross-court backhand came back to his forehand, and a second serve that was “sometimes vulnerable”. Djokovic: “at his peak, he really had no weaknesses”, even if he “wasn’t the best at the net”. And “the greatest of all time”.

Our intern stopped at the first line.

Silly question, but how do you create a short ball? I thought you needed a special ball, a smaller one. I was told no, it’s the same ball, you just hit it less far. So Federer’s weakness is hitting too deep. For an entire career. I asked three colleagues if that was serious. One said yes, one said no, the third sent me off to find the buvette (the club snack bar). Then there’s the word ‘peak’. Djokovic had no weaknesses at his peak. I looked up the date of the peak. I checked, and actually nobody knows where it starts. And Nadal lost points because of a cross-court backhand going to his forehand, which exposed his backhand. Someone had to draw it for me. They did it in my notebook. I still have it, please, you can have a look. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

Maxime · the intern, fictional character

The drawing, done in biro by a colleague, has four arrows and a rectangle. Maxime has pinned it above his desk.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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Invité par un fan sur Instagram à lister les forces et faiblesses de Federer, Nadal et Djokovic, Nick Kyrgios s'est prêté au jeu. Il désigne Djokovic comme le plus grand de tous les temps.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « un janvier » et le capitaine d'interclubs qui ne demande rien font sourire, mais le « au filet je le passais » glisse vers le rapport de force avec Djokovic.

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Répondant à un fan sur Instagram, Nick Kyrgios a estimé que Rafael Nadal avait du mal face à un revers croisé renvoyé vers son coup droit, et que son deuxième service était parfois vulnérable.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le néon du terrain 4 et le « à deux entraînements près » marchent, mais la remarque sur la gauchère prête à Nadal une caractéristique que le noyau ne donne pas.

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Nick Kyrgios, qui n'a plus joué depuis Majorque en juin, a répondu sur Instagram à un fan qui lui demandait les forces et faiblesses de Federer, Nadal et Djokovic.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La tarte au riz de Couvin est jolie, mais « il fait caillant » employé à contresens et le « n'a rien servi » obscur tuent la chute.

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