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Wawrinka expects a hangover “not necessarily from the alcohol”, Maxime tests it

After his first-round loss in Basel to Jiri Lehecka, the last match of his career, Stan Wawrinka, 41, said he expected a hangover on Wednesday, from sadness rather than alcohol.

Maxime, the intern, earnestly studies a plain glass of tap water on his student-room desk, notebook in hand, a cloud drawn on the wall.

Stan Wawrinka lost in the first round of the ATP 500 in Basel to Jiri Lehecka, world number 21, after 1h55. It was his last match. He is 41. In his final press conference, he said: “Of course there are tears, and tomorrow (Wednesday) it will be a hangover, but not necessarily because of the alcohol, more because of the sadness.”

Silly question, but can you have a hangover without drinking anything? I always thought it was a consequence, not a forecast. He announces it the day before, like the weather. Wednesday: overcast, sadness.

I checked, and actually nobody knows. Well, I didn’t know. So I tested it. Tuesday evening, in my kot (student room) in Louvain-la-Neuve, I watched the highlights of his farewell, with tap water in a glass. Wednesday, the 7.32 train. I observed myself. Slightly heavy eyes, but that’s often the case on that line. Nothing like a real hangover. Maybe you have to play until 41 for it to work.

He also said: “The book has to be closed at some point, but when you’re an athlete, you know it will happen one day.” That, I understand better. My internship has an end date too. I don’t think I’ll get a hangover. I might get a farewell drink at the coffee machine.

I invented the sadness hangover in Kitzbühel in ’92. I never got the credit.

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

What strikes me is that he said he was “a bit disoriented” but “very happy”. Both at once. Nobody in the newsroom found that odd. I found it perfectly normal, and maybe that’s tennis.

Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est le seul angle qui fasse rire sans entamer la tendresse due à un adieu : il joue sur le mot de Stan, pas sur sa fin. Les autres piquent le joueur, se trompent de jour ou s'arrêtent à l'émotion. »

Wawrinka arrête à 41 ans après Bâle : Jean-Pol l’avait vu venir, dans les grandes lignes

Stan Wawrinka, 41 ans, a disputé à Bâle le dernier match de sa carrière, battu au premier tour de l'ATP 500 par Jiri Lehecka, 21e mondial, après 1h55 de jeu. Il a ensuite tenu sa toute dernière conférence de presse de joueur professionnel.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La mauvaise foi de Jean-Pol est juste, mais la « saison de trop » et le « il ne l'a pas fait » (une absence que le noyau n'établit pas) donnent une pique à Stan le jour de ses adieux.

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Wawrinka tient sa dernière conférence de presse après Bâle, Monique compare

Battu au premier tour de l'ATP 500 de Bâle par Jiri Lehecka, Stan Wawrinka, 41 ans, a tenu sa toute dernière conférence de presse de joueur professionnel. Il s'y est dit « un peu déboussolé » mais « très heureux » de sa dernière année.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment C'est tendre et bien écrit, mais ça émeut plus que ça ne fait rire, et la chute repose sur un intervieweur que la source ne décrit pas.

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