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Zverev didn’t notice he was winning the US Open: Jean-Pol saw it coming, roughly

Alexander Zverev beat Ben Shelton in four sets in the US Open final on 13 September 2026, without immediately realising he had won. Alex Corretja told El Pais that rituals exist so players don’t think about the millions at stake.

Zverev goes through his ritual on court without noticing the trophy held out to him, while Jean-Pol shows a rewritten prediction in his notepad.

It’s very simple. Zverev won the US Open against Ben Shelton, in four sets, on 13 September, and he didn’t realise straight away that he had won. I said it back in January. Well, in January I said he wouldn’t win, but the spirit was there: a player who doesn’t know he’s winning is almost a player who’s losing, right?

And now Alex Corretja, twice a Roland-Garros finalist, explains it all to El Pais. According to him, a player who thinks before the point about the five and a half million dollars and the sponsors’ bonuses faints on the spot. Hence the rituals, like Rafael Nadal’s, “a way of shutting out everything else”, he said.

That’s exactly what I’ve been saying for years, nobody listens to me. Corretja, they ring El Pais. Me, I watch RTBF and Sporza, the Belgian broadcasters, to check they’re not quoting me, and they’re not quoting me.

Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, against a future top 10, I had a ritual: three bounces, the towel, and above all never think about the prize money. There was no prize money, but I didn’t think about it anyway. Result: I was perfectly focused. I lost, fine, but focused.

Careful, I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m clarifying. Corretja says a ritual shuts out everything else. In my experience, a good ritual shuts out ninety percent of everything else, and I’m being kind. The remaining ten percent is the scoreboard, which is precisely the bit nobody tells you to look at.

I never know whether I’ve won either. On Sundays, nobody counts the points the same way.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

The source calls Zverev the next world number one. I said that too. Well, I’m saying it now, all right?

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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Alexander Zverev a remporté l'US Open le 13 septembre 2026 en battant Ben Shelton en quatre sets, sans se rendre compte immédiatement qu'il avait gagné. Dans El Pais, Alex Corretja, double finaliste à Roland-Garros, estime que penser à l'argent avant le point décisif ferait s'évanouir n'importe quel joueur.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le stage non payé qui protège de l'évanouissement est drôle, mais « la source présente » et « on m'explique que c'est la tradition » sentent la cuisine et diluent la fin.

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Corretja : penser aux millions fait s’évanouir, la C30.4 reste debout sans prime

Le 13 septembre 2026, Alexander Zverev a battu Ben Shelton en quatre sets en finale de l'US Open, sans réaliser immédiatement sa victoire. Interrogé par El Pais, Alex Corretja attribue aux rituels, comme ceux de Rafael Nadal, le pouvoir d'éviter de penser aux gains.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le cornet de frites comme enjeu et « lui, au moins, il avait un arbitre » transposent bien Corretja au dimanche, Céline restant lunette et non sujet.

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