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Davidovich Fokina celebrates Shanghai with Federer: the C30.4 compares her bar photo

Alejandro Davidovich Fokina beat his young compatriot Rafael Jódar in the final of the Shanghai Masters 1000. He posted a photo of the celebration with his team, champagne in hand, with Roger Federer beside him after watching the final from the stands.

Céline poses at the club bar with a glass, her teammates and Didier, eyes shut, holding a paper cone of fries.

Davidovich Fokina has won the Shanghai Masters 1000, beating Rafael Jódar, his young compatriot. According to We Love Tennis, it is the best title of his career. I understand the feeling. My best title is a singles win in club league (interclubs, Belgium’s weekend team league), in the wind, on court 4.

Afterwards he posted the photo. Him, his team, a glass of champagne in hand, and Roger Federer next to him, who came to watch the final from the stands. The legend with 20 Grand Slam titles, the source specifies.

I look at the photo, and I see intentions. The team, the glass of champagne in hand, Federer alongside. It is exactly the pattern of our photo at the club bar. Except that with us, where Federer should be, there is Didier, who holds the cone of chips and always closes his eyes.

The level of after-match photos has gone way up, people don’t realise. Mine, I took with my phone propped on my stats folder, ten-second timer. The result is blurry. That comes from the lighting, the strip light on court 4 shines straight onto the bar.

The young man has his team, and a well-dressed gentleman beside him. With us, the photo was taken by the cousin. Didier surely has a mother too.

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And Federer, technically, is a spectator. We have spectators too. Two, on Sunday at ten, when it isn’t pouring. They don’t pose, but they are there.

Two practice sessions away, mind you, and I had the same photo. All I’m missing is the Masters 1000 title, and the Swiss.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est le seul angle où la mauvaise foi du persona porte toute la blague sans jamais diminuer le vainqueur, avec une vraie chute. Les autres reposent sur l'idée que Federer éclipse le champion, ce qui affaiblit le test du retweet. »

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Davidovich Fokina fête Shanghai en photo avec Federer : Maxime ne sait plus où regarder

Alejandro Davidovich Fokina a remporté le Masters 1000 de Shanghai en battant en finale son jeune compatriote Rafael Jódar. Il a ensuite partagé une photo de la fête avec son équipe, sur laquelle figure aussi Roger Federer, présent en tribunes.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La question candide sur « qui est sur la photo de qui » fonctionne, mais « Le noyau ne le dit pas » casse la fiction, et « on invite quelqu'un » prête à Davidovich Fokina une invitation que la source ne mentionne pas.

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Davidovich Fokina gagne Shanghai et pose avec Federer, Jean-Pol attendait l’invitation

Vainqueur de Rafael Jódar en finale du Masters 1000 de Shanghai, Alejandro Davidovich Fokina a remporté le plus beau titre de sa carrière, selon We Love Tennis. Sur la photo de la fête partagée ensuite, il pose avec son équipe et Roger Federer.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le pronostic « un Espagnol » juste à cent pour cent et la chute « il posera avec quelqu'un » font rire, et tout retombe sur Jean-Pol ; seul « Federer sourit » est un détail non sourcé.

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