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Vacherot, a qualifier ranked 204th, gets a Shanghai statue: the C30.4 takes heart

Monegasque Valentin Vacherot has discovered in Shanghai the terracotta statue made in his honour, a tradition for every Masters 1000 winner. He is back to defend the title he won in 2025, when he was ranked 204th.

Céline, holding fries and a folder, studies a terracotta statue of a male tennis player beside an empty pedestal.

Valentin Vacherot has discovered his terracotta statue in Shanghai. There, every Masters 1000 winner gets one, a personalised sculpture. He is back to defend his title.

What interests me is the route. In October 2025 he was ranked 204th. He came through qualifying. He knocked out Novak Djokovic. He beat his cousin Arthur Rinderknech in the final. From qualifying to terracotta. That’s a pattern I understand.

Because I’m starting from far back too. C30.4, a club-level ranking, is a starting point, not a ranking. I read this on Sunday at the clubhouse bar, after my doubles, with my paper cone of chips for recovery. I put down my folder of statistics and did the sums: if a 204th can end up sculpted, a C30.4 can at least end up in the club photo.

Beating a cousin in a final, I know that too. Not in a final, in the family singles on Christmas Eve, but the intention was the same. Those are matches where you play against a whole family, and mine still brings it up.

Silly question, but if Céline had a statue, would it be on court 4?

Maxime · the intern, fictional character

No. The strip light on court 4 would make it crack. Terracotta needs good light, and I don’t want to end up sculpted backlit. And frankly, two practice sessions away, mind you, the sculptor would already be on her way. For now I’m focusing on my season, which really starts in May.

It’s true, we checked: Tennis Actu.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Maxime tire d'un seul mot du noyau une image absurde et concrète, sans rien inventer sur le joueur. Vacherot partagerait volontiers l'idée de son double en terre cuite qui attend dans une remise. »

Vacherot a sa statue en terre cuite à Shanghai : Jean-Pol l’avait sculptée dès 2025

Valentin Vacherot, de retour à Shanghai pour défendre son titre en Masters 1000, a découvert la statue en terre cuite réalisée en son honneur. Le Monégasque avait gagné le tournoi en 2025 en sortant des qualifications, alors 204e mondial.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La mauvaise foi rétroactive de Jean-Pol fonctionne, mais le titre qui le dit « sculpteur » est confus et la citation de Céline (C15.5, la blessure) trouble son personnage.

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Shanghai offre à Vacherot une statue en terre cuite, Monique pense à la poussière

Valentin Vacherot a découvert à Shanghai la statue en terre cuite réalisée en son honneur : chaque vainqueur du Masters 1000 y reçoit une sculpture personnalisée. Le Monégasque revient défendre le titre gagné en 2025 contre son cousin Arthur Rinderknech.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le berger de la tante est tendre et la chute du buffet tient, mais « Shanghai offre » dans le titre ajoute un don que le noyau ne mentionne pas, et l'ensemble sourit plus qu'il ne fait rire.

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