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Woodruff beats Black in four sets in Harare, the C30.4 has played that decider before

In the first round of the 2000 Davis Cup, John McEnroe’s United States beat Zimbabwe 3-2 on indoor hard court in Harare. Chris Woodruff won the deciding rubber against Wayne Black, 6-3, 6-7, 6-2, 6-4.

Céline, seule sur le banc du terrain 4 sous un néon, étudie sa farde de statistiques ; un tableau affiche 3-2 derrière elle.

The fifth rubber. The one where everyone at the clubhouse bar stops talking. Chris Woodruff against Wayne Black, Harare, first round of the 2000 Davis Cup: 6-3, 6-7, 6-2, 6-4, and the United States go through 3-2 after a big scare. Tennis Majors has dug it up for the anniversary, and I read it with my stats folder open.

Context first. On 7 October 1999, John McEnroe, brand new captain, had announced that Zimbabwe would pick a surface that “will probably be cow dung”. The Zimbabwean government found it “disparaging”. In the end the tie was played on indoor hard court. Always be wary of what people announce about a surface before they’ve seen it. I was promised the dome on a Sunday, I got court 4 and its neon.

Now the match. Woodruff wins the first set, loses the second in the tie-break and comes back. That’s what interests me: intentions after a set lost in a tie-break. People look at the final score. I look at the 6-2 in the third. After a lost tie-break you have to put your patterns back in place. That reset, I do it. Not every time, but I do it.

McEnroe had brought Andre Agassi, Woodruff, Alex O’Brien and Rick Leach. Pete Sampras wasn’t on the trip. And it’s Woodruff they send out for the match that counts. The number you don’t expect, playing the decider. I know that role. In club league (interclubs, Belgium’s weekend team league) it’s often me, because the others have gone home.

The young man won, and people are still talking about the cow. Someone should tell him.

Monique · the nostalgic, fictional character

She has a point. Afterwards McEnroe ran a clinic with children in Chitungwiza, and the row calmed down. The captain got the nice last word. Woodruff had the last point, in four sets, on hard court. Two practice sessions away, mind you, I’d have won it in three.

It’s true, we checked: Tennis Majors (EN).

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « C est la seule dépêche qui évite de rejouer l'insulte : elle rit du match décisif et de Céline, et Woodruff peut la partager sans gêne. A enfreint le feu rouge sur les paris, et B et D n'ont pas de vraie chute. »

MaximeThe Intern

La « bouse de vache » de McEnroe en 1999 : Maxime découvre qui choisit la surface

En octobre 1999, après le tirage de la Coupe Davis 2000 qui envoyait les États-Unis au Zimbabwe, le capitaine John McEnroe a prédit que ses hôtes choisiraient « probablement la bouse de vache ». La rencontre s'est disputée sur dur indoor à Harare.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Maxime est candide et se range gentiment du côté zimbabwéen, mais la quatrième surface fantôme reste un sourire, et le titre affirme une règle de choix de surface que le noyau ne donne pas.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

McEnroe annonçait de la bouse de vache, une clinique avec des enfants a tout apaisé

En octobre 1999, le capitaine américain John McEnroe a prédit que le Zimbabwe choisirait « probablement la bouse de vache » pour recevoir les États-Unis en Coupe Davis. Le match s'est joué sur dur indoor, et McEnroe a aussi participé à une clinique avec des enfants à Chitungwiza, ce qui a apaisé la controverse.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La tarte au riz qui « goûtait le garage » est jolie, mais « fini en clinique » prête à une lecture médicale, et la dernière phrase sur celui qui a posé la question tombe à plat.

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