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McEnroe Wants Influencers Out of the Stands, Jean-Pol Swears He Called It

John McEnroe criticised the new influencers turning up in the Arthur Ashe stands at the US Open, some of them caught making noise or firing off camera flashes mid-rally. The American, who says he keeps well away from social media himself, admitted that if he were still playing, he’d be screaming for them to be thrown out.

A player blinded by a smartphone flash from the stands, with a smugly grinning Jean-Pol nearby.

John McEnroe has reacted to the presence of a new wave of influencers in the Arthur Ashe Stadium stands at the US Open. Several were spotted making noise or using their phone flash during points, according to remarks first carried by Tennis365.

“My position on social media is pretty clear, since I’m not on it at all,” he said. “People keep telling me you have to be out there to stay relevant, to make sure people still care about you.” He then turned to the influencers in the crowd: “I understand why the US Open may have wanted to pull in some new fans for our sport, but it doesn’t help when you’re trying to play an important match, you look up, and someone’s filming themselves with a little handheld light, making an almighty racket.”

McEnroe did soften the point slightly, admitting that “if it helps the sport and gets more people interested, maybe it could work,” before concluding: “but I know that if I were still out there, I’d be screaming for those people to be thrown out of the stands.” His comments have been doing the rounds in tennis circles for weeks now.

I said it back in January, flashes in the stands were bound to blow up sooner or later. Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, there were no phones, just a crowd breathing a bit too loud, and that alone was enough to throw me off. McEnroe’s only discovering in 2026 what I’ve been saying for years. Ninety percent of players think exactly like me, and that’s being kind. And still, nobody’s called me onto a panel to talk about it, right?

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

Maxime, for his part, is more concerned with the verb itself: “you get thrown out of a job, thrown out of a queue at the chip shop, but never off a tennis court. I’ll look into it.”

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « A reste fidèle, fait rire de son propre persona et McEnroe pourrait le partager sans hésiter. B et C tordent le propos ou le passé du joueur, et D est trop tiède. »

MoniqueThe Nostalgic

McEnroe veut virer les influenceurs des tribunes, Monique compare avec Couvin

John McEnroe a critiqué la présence de nouveaux influenceurs dans les tribunes du court Arthur Ashe à l'US Open, remarqués pour avoir fait du bruit et utilisé leur flash pendant les échanges. L'Américain a affirmé que s'il jouait encore, il hurlerait pour les faire virer.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Voix juste et douce, mais le whist de la tante est trop loin des flashs pour faire rire, et la « maman » finit en leçon de morale.

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