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Alcaraz brings “golf to the court” to Bercy, Jean-Pol did it in Kitzbühel

Seven-time Grand Slam champion Carlos Alcaraz improvised a short round of golf during his warm-up before facing Taylor Fritz in the Paris-Bercy quarter-final on 6 November 2026. Fritz is playing for his Masters qualification.

Alcaraz hits a ball with a golf club on court during warm-up while Jean-Pol watches, holding his racket upside down.

It’s very simple. Carlos Alcaraz plays Taylor Fritz in the quarter-final at Paris-Bercy, and during his warm-up, on court, he plays a bit of golf. Improvised. He said: “They wouldn’t let me onto the golf course, so I had to bring golf to the tennis court!”

I said it back in January. Not golf specifically, but the spirit: a relaxed champion before a quarter-final is a champion who wins. In ninety percent of cases, and I’m being kind.

Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, before my match against a future top 10, I did the same. With a club. Well, with a racket held upside down, it’s the same motion. I hit a ball as far as the car park. Nobody ever filmed me, obviously, they only film the others.

We Love Tennis points out that Alcaraz has a real passion for golf, like Rafael Nadal. That’s exactly what I’ve been saying for years, nobody listens to me: golf is the school of the backhand. One-handed, right? The only real one.

I mentioned it to Céline, who had the nerve to answer.

Jean-Pol, at the Léopold you broke the strip light on court 2 trying to ‘do it like in golf’. That was 2019, not ’92.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

Careful, I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m clarifying: in Kitzbühel, there was no strip light.

And I’m clarifying the match too. If Alcaraz wins, it’s the golf. If he loses, it’s that Fritz, who is playing for his Masters qualification, had more to play for. I saw both coming. All right?

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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Alcaraz joue au golf sur le court avant Fritz : Maxime cherche ce qu’on a le droit d’y faire

Avant son quart de finale contre Taylor Fritz à Paris-Bercy, ce vendredi 6 novembre 2026, Carlos Alcaraz s'est offert une petite partie de golf improvisée pendant son échauffement sur le court. Le septuple lauréat en Grand Chelem est apparu détendu.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Maxime est candide et juste, et « Peut-être du tennis » fait sourire, mais le « j'ai vérifié, personne ne sait » frôle l'affirmation inventée et l'ensemble reste tiède.

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Alcaraz s’échauffe au golf avant Fritz, la C30.4 réclame le même échauffement

Carlos Alcaraz est apparu détendu avant son quart de finale contre l'Américain Taylor Fritz à Paris-Bercy, ce vendredi 6 novembre 2026, au point d'improviser une partie de golf pendant son échauffement sur le court.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La lunette club est correcte, mais le « salon de ces messieurs » et le « jardinier appréciera » de Monique sonnent comme un reproche fait au joueur, et la chute sur le putting est molle.

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