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Maja Chwalinska thanks those who’ll recognise themselves: Maxime isn’t sure he does

Maja Chwalinska beat Sonay Kartal 2-6, 6-4, 6-2 in the final of the Wuhan WTA 1000 on Sunday, her first title. In her speech she thanked her team, the crowd and people watching from home.

Maxime, stagiaire, regarde sa liste à deux cases dans son kot, une seule cochée, devant un écran où une joueuse brandit un trophée.

Maja Chwalinska, a 25-year-old Pole, won her first title on Sunday in Wuhan, against Britain’s Sonay Kartal: 2-6, 6-4, 6-2. She will be world number 11 on Monday. I was in my kot (student room) in Louvain-la-Neuve, and I read her speech on We Love Tennis that same evening.

One sentence stopped me. She said: “There are people who watch me from home and who will recognise themselves.” Silly question, but how do you know if you recognise yourself? I watched from home. So technically, I tick the first box. For the second, I waited to feel something. I felt hungry.

I made a list of everyone she thanked, in order. Her team. Her two coaches. Her physio. The people watching from home. The crowd all week, for the lovely gifts and for the energy. She added that it was her first time in Wuhan and that it would certainly not be the last. I gave no gifts. I’m removing a box.

Then, according to Tennis Channel, she said “Wǒ ài nǐ” after lifting the trophy. I checked: it means “I love you” in Chinese. Who was it for? The message doesn’t say. I’m told it’s tradition to say a word in the language of the country, fine, but what does that mean? At the newsroom, someone told me “à tantôt” (Belgian for “see you later”) and I waited an hour.

And then I read the rest of her season. World number 114 at Roland-Garros, a final reached through qualifying. After that, five defeats in six matches. Then a WTA 1000 title. Nobody at the newsroom could explain to me what changed between defeat number five and the Wuhan final. I checked, and actually nobody knows.

The strings, Maxime. It’s always the strings.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

She didn’t mention them in her speech. Neither the strings, nor me. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B tient de bout en bout sur une seule phrase de la citation, prise au pied de la lettre, et la joueuse peut le partager sans réserve. A est presque au même niveau, mais la rotation et la candeur plus fraîche de Maxime font pencher pour B, à condition de retirer « on m'explique que c'est la tradition ». »

Maja Chwalinska gagne Wuhan après cinq défaites en six matchs : Jean-Pol l’avait vue venir

La Polonaise Maja Chwalinska, 25 ans, a remporté dimanche à Wuhan le premier titre de sa carrière en battant Sonay Kartal 2-6, 6-4, 6-2. Finaliste de Roland-Garros en sortant des qualifications, elle sera 11e mondiale lundi.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « J'ai un état d'esprit daté de juin » et le trou d'air « qui faisait partie du plan » sont du pur Jean-Pol ; seul « pour le public de Wuhan » prête au « Wǒ ài nǐ » un destinataire que le noyau ne donne pas.

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Maja Chwalinska gagne Wuhan après avoir perdu le premier set : la C30.4 connaît le schéma

Maja Chwalinska, 25 ans, a remporté dimanche son premier titre en battant Sonay Kartal, 170e mondiale, 2-6, 6-4, 6-2 en finale du WTA 1000 de Wuhan. La Polonaise, finaliste de Roland-Garros, sera 11e mondiale lundi.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le partage d'un entraîneur avec sept dames et « Personne ne m'a fait un article » fonctionnent, mais le néon du terrain 4 et la bulle prennent trop de place face au fait du circuit.

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