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Mertens asks Belgians to cheer her on in Beijing, Jean-Pol is still looking for a flight

Elise Mertens plays Zheng Qinwen on Saturday at 1 pm in the Beijing Masters 1000 semi-final, after beating Iga Swiatek 7-6, 6-3. Before the match, she asked “all Belgians” to come and cheer her on.

Jean-Pol shouts at his TV waving a small Belgian flag, beside a half-packed suitcase and a silent phone in his Uccle living room.

It’s very simple. Elise Mertens beat Iga Swiatek 7-6, 6-3 in Beijing, after Ostapenko in the third round and Gauff in the last 16. Saturday at 1 pm, semi-final against Zheng Qinwen, world number 54, at home. And Mertens told the DH, a Belgian daily: “I’m asking all Belgians to come and cheer me on a little (laughs).”

All Belgians. She doesn’t say which ones. Me, I took it personally, you know. A pundit gets called by his name or by his nationality, and I’m used to it being the second.

I said it back in January: Mertens in Beijing, semi-final. Check. Well, I said Beijing or Dubai, the spirit was there. Besides, it’s her third Masters 1000 semi-final, after Cincinnati in 2020 and Dubai in 2021. To do better, she has to beat Zheng. Which is what I’ve been saying for years.

The tie-break against Swiatek, 7-0. She’s the first player on tour to do that to her. Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, I did 7-0 too. Or 7-5. Against a future top 10, or his brother, match sheets weren’t kept back then. 87% of points won behind the first serve, 33 out of 38, not a single break point conceded. Fine. But with a two-handed backhand.

So I looked up flights to Beijing from Zaventem, Brussels airport. Arriving before Saturday 1 pm is doable. Getting back for Sunday’s club league (interclubs, Belgium’s weekend team league) at the Léopold, much less. Ninety percent of my players can’t do the line-up without me, and I’m being kind.

I’m not going. Careful, I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m clarifying: I’ll cheer from my living room in Uccle, louder than anyone. Mertens is back in the top 15 next week, and she’s also in the doubles semi-final with Diana Shnaider against Dabrowski and Stefani. That’s two matches to cheer. Nobody called me for either.

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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Mertens, 87 % derrière sa première balle contre Swiatek : la C30.4 refait ses calculs

Face à Iga Swiatek, battue 7-6, 6-3 à Pékin, Elise Mertens a gagné 33 de ses 38 points sur première balle, réussi 24 coups gagnants pour 11 fautes directes et n'a concédé aucune balle de break. Elle joue Zheng Qinwen samedi en demi-finale.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Ça, je le fais. Sur un jeu » et le score qui « dépend de qui tient le bic » sont du bon initié, mais la liste de statistiques s'étire et « intentions dans la zone de service » sonne faux.

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Mertens demande aux Belges de l’encourager à Pékin, Monique a une idée sur le volume

Elise Mertens affronte samedi à 13 h la Chinoise Zheng Qinwen (WTA 54) en demi-finale du Masters 1000 de Pékin. Elle a demandé en riant « à tous les Belges » de venir l'encourager, face à une joueuse qui a l'avantage de jouer à domicile.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment C'est doux et joliment écrit, mais la kermesse de Couvin reste une rêverie sans gag, et la chute est plus tendre que drôle.

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