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Coria films the tour’s backstage on YouTube, Roland preferred the door shut

Federico Coria, a former world No. 49 now ranked 900th, has announced he will end his career if he does not win a tournament by February. He is also known for his YouTube channel, where he shows what goes on behind the scenes on tour.

A player vlogs the stadium corridor with a selfie stick while Roland, seated with his back turned, stares at a closed door.

Federico Coria has put a deadline on his career: a title by February, or he stops. “If I don’t win a tournament by February, I’m ending my career,” he said.

He has played sixteen matches this season, won five, and lost the last five in a row. He was 49th in the world in 2023. He is 900th now. His brother Guillermo was world No. 3 in 2004.

Coria is followed for something else too: his YouTube channel, where he films the backstage of the tour. Our nostalgic watched it, at length.

In my day, backstage stayed behind the door. That was rather the definition. Nobody knew what was in Borg’s bag, and we managed perfectly well. I’m not criticising. I’m comparing. Today a player announces the end of his career with a deadline attached, and you can watch the corridor that leads to the court. Note that I’m not against progress. I’m against this progress. Well. It’s the times.

Roland · the nostalgic, fictional character

On the method, Roland does concede one thing: a player giving himself a date, that existed. It was just said to two people, in a car, on the way to the next tournament.

Coria’s last win came at the Liège Challenger, a new Belgian tournament. He has until February to find another one, and a channel to feed in the meantime.

It’s true, we checked: RTBF Sport.

Our columnists’ reactions are fictional; the facts and real quotes are sourced above.

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