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Andreeva wants to “clean her shots” and sweeps Svitolina, Jean-Pol claims the method

Mirra Andreeva beat Elina Svitolina 6-4, 6-0 in 70 minutes on Monday, in her first singles match at the WTA Finals in Indian Wells. She says she asked Conchita, for the very first time, to go to the practice courts.

Jean-Pol, holding a broom and looking smug, watches a female player serve on a practice court, her coach behind her, a cow in the background.

It’s very simple. Mirra Andreeva, the 3rd seed, beat Elina Svitolina, the 6th seed, 6-4, 6-0 in 70 minutes on Monday at the WTA Finals in Indian Wells. Seven games in a row to finish. And then there’s something she told Tennis Majors.

“I think it’s the very first time that I asked Conchita to go to the practice courts. I just wanted to clean my shots. I wanted to serve a little. I just wanted to feel a bit more free on the court, and that was the purpose behind it.”

Cleaning her shots. That’s exactly what I’ve been saying for years, nobody listens to me. Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, before my match against the future top 10 player, I went and hit for twenty minutes on the outside court. Or thirty. There were cows, I remember, or that was another tournament. The result, I know it: I felt free on the court. The score is a detail.

Mind you, in January I said Svitolina. She had beaten Andreeva at the Australian Open, right. Careful, I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m clarifying: I said Svitolina in January, Andreeva in November. Andreeva now leads their head-to-head 2-1, which proves I was right two times out of three, so sixty-six per cent, and I’m being generous.

She saved all six break points, four of them in the last game, and she won on her first match point. Seventh time this season she hasn’t dropped her serve all match. Now that’s a clean serve. Well cleaned.

Jean-Pol, in Kitzbühel, did you book the court or did you just wait until it was free? Because at our club, court 4 has to be requested three weeks ahead.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

My forecast for what comes next, I’m giving it now so nobody says I changed it afterwards. Andreeva plays Sabalenka, then Muchova. The top two in the group go through to the semi-finals on Saturday. Sabalenka beat Muchova 7-6, 7-5 on Monday and keeps a 179-point lead over Andreeva for the year-end No. 2 spot. So Andreeva goes through. Or Sabalenka. I said it back in January, all right?

It’s true, we checked: Tennis Majors.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Seul A tient sur tous les critères : la mauvaise foi de Jean-Pol porte sur lui-même et laisse Andreeva intacte, malgré deux précisions à retirer (le rôle de Conchita, « juste avant »). B et C bâtissent leur titre sur la contre-performance de Svitolina, et D ne fait pas rire. »

MaximeThe Intern

Svitolina obtient six balles de break sans en convertir une, Maxime cherche ce qui a cassé

Lundi aux WTA Finals, Elina Svitolina a eu six balles de break face à Mirra Andreeva et n'en a converti aucune, dont quatre dans le dernier jeu. Andreeva s'est imposée 6-4, 6-0 en 70 minutes.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La « gestion du stock de balles » est jolie, mais le titre bâti sur les six balles de break ratées de Svitolina ne se partage pas en riant, et le « j'ai vérifié, personne ne sait » prête à Maxime une enquête que le noyau ne donne pas.

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Svitolina gagne 15 points sur 28 en première balle, la C30.4 reconnaît son dimanche

Elina Svitolina n'a remporté que 15 de ses 28 points derrière sa première balle face à Mirra Andreeva, lundi aux WTA Finals. Andreeva a gagné 6-4, 6-0, en remportant les sept derniers jeux.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le terrain 4 squatté par le double vétérans est drôle, mais comparer les 15 sur 28 de Svitolina au dimanche d'une C30.4 et vouloir « appeler » Sabalenka si elle fait pareil tape vers la joueuse.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Andreeva et Svitolina séparées de 12 ans et 229 jours, Monique salue le calcul

L'écart d'âge entre Mirra Andreeva et Elina Svitolina, 12 ans et 229 jours, est le plus grand dans un match des WTA Finals depuis Venus Williams contre Caroline Garcia en 2017. Andreeva a gagné 6-4, 6-0 lundi à Indian Wells.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La table de Couvin est tendre mais ne fait pas rire, Monique se cache derrière un « on » au lieu de dire « je », et la chute sur le statisticien « seul à remplir sa table » vire à la mélancolie.

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