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Coco Gauff takes up pole dance, the club player rethinks her cross-training

In a Vogue interview published on Friday 6 November, Coco Gauff, 22, said she took up pole dance about three weeks ago. At the WTA Finals in Indian Wells, the American beat Jessica Pegula, lost to Linda Noskova 6-3, 6-3, and plays Marta Kostyuk on Thursday 12 November.

Céline, a club player, clings to a net post like a dance pole, her stats folder open and a cone of fries on the bench.

Coco Gauff has been doing pole dance for about three weeks. She told Vogue, and the sentence is simple: “I started about three weeks ago, but I really love pole dance. It’s my thing right now.” I read it on my phone in the changing room, towel still on my shoulder.

My cross-training is Sunday doubles at ten and a cone of chips at the clubhouse bar afterwards. For recovery. I’ve always described it as tactical pattern work. Nobody at the club has ever objected.

And note, the source is clear: for her, it’s a hobby, not a new training method. She enjoys it, she’d like to keep going. Full stop. She isn’t building a programme around it. My stats folder has had a “core work” column since 2023. It’s empty, but it exists.

What really spoke to me was the next bit: “It’s hard. I’m not very good at it, but one day, maybe…” That’s a club player’s sentence. I’ve been saying it about my slice backhand for four seasons. I say it about my strings too, which is the real reason, but that’s another debate.

She also admits to buying a guitar she has hardly used, and a keyboard. I have a second racket, never strung, in the boot of my car. Same profile. Two practice sessions away, mind you.

Core work is the basics. Me, in Kitzbühel, in ’92, I was already doing all that. Well, differently.

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

On court, her week fits in two lines: a win over Jessica Pegula, then a defeat on Tuesday against Linda Noskova, 6-3, 6-3. Two identical sets, I know them, that’s the score you take when the strip light on court 4 flickers. On Thursday 12 November she plays Marta Kostyuk in her last group match, with a semi-final place at stake. Me, Thursday, I’m playing nothing. But I’ll do some core work. Normally.

It’s true, we checked: Tennis Actu.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « C est le seul angle qui transforme la phrase de Gauff en gag sur un code du tennis, avec une naïveté propre et une chute tournée vers jeudi. A tient aussi la route, mais il se disperse en trois images de club. »

Coco Gauff passe « d’un loisir à l’autre », Jean-Pol l’avait prévu dès janvier

Coco Gauff a confié au magazine Vogue, dans un entretien publié le 6 novembre, avoir acheté une guitare presque pas utilisée et un clavier, et s'être mise récemment à la pole dance. L'Américaine dispute les WTA Finals à Indian Wells, où elle affronte Marta Kostyuk jeudi 12 novembre.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La mauvaise foi Waterloo/Uccle sur le vélo est réussie, mais « si elle ne passe pas, c'est le clavier » frôle le reproche fait à la joueuse.

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MaximeThe Intern

Coco Gauff dit n’être « pas très douée » en pole dance, Maxime cherche le cliché

Dans un entretien au magazine Vogue publié le 6 novembre, Coco Gauff a dit avoir commencé la pole dance il y a environ trois semaines et reconnu ne pas être très douée. L'Américaine de 22 ans joue les WTA Finals à Indian Wells, où elle affronte Marta Kostyuk jeudi 12 novembre.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le carnet de clichés à zéro « je ne suis pas très douée » trouve exactement le code du tennis que la citation contredit, et la chute porte sur la conférence de jeudi.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Coco Gauff et sa guitare presque pas utilisée, Monique pense au piano du salon

Coco Gauff a raconté au magazine Vogue, dans un entretien publié le 6 novembre, avoir acheté une guitare presque pas utilisée et un clavier, et s'être mise à la pole dance il y a environ trois semaines. L'Américaine dispute les WTA Finals à Indian Wells.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le piano de Couvin est tendre mais reste un souvenir hors tennis, et la pique finale sur l'article ne fait pas rire.

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