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Zizou Bergs beats Carlos Alcaraz in Shanghai: Jean-Pol saw it coming back in Tokyo

Zizou Bergs beat Carlos Alcaraz at the Shanghai Masters, ending the Spaniard’s run of eleven straight wins on Asian soil. The Belgian faces Tommy Paul (ATP 18) in the last 16.

Jean-Pol, en fauteuil de consultant, pointe un tableau où un pronostic est barré et réécrit, devant une télé montrant un joueur belge qui exulte.

It’s very simple. Zizou Bergs beat Carlos Alcaraz in Shanghai, and I said it back in January. Well, back in Tokyo. In autumn 2025, Bergs lost 4-6, 3-6 to Alcaraz in their first meeting. Everyone saw a defeat. I saw a lad taking notes.

Look at the numbers. 24 winners to 16. 51 points won on his serve to 49. 81 points in total to 73. And 29 unforced errors to 28. One more than the Spanish number one, right? That’s generosity. In ninety percent of cases, and I’m being kind, the one who makes more errors loses. Bergs read the statistics backwards, which is exactly what I’ve been saying for years.

Now the second set. He breaks Alcaraz’s serve, gets broken back at 6-5, then wins the tie-break 7-4. Careful, I’m not saying the opposite of what I said. I’m clarifying. I’d announced he would serve for the match and win it. He won it. The order of the steps is a matter of staging.

According to Jeu Set et Maths (a French stats site), Bergs is the fifth Belgian to beat a player from the world top 3, after Filip Dewulf, Olivier Rochus, Xavier Malisse and David Goffin. The site has no column for Kitzbühel ’92. My future top 10 wasn’t in the top 3 back then. Technically, he was in the top 400. But the spirit was there.

Bergs told RTBF (Belgium’s French-language public broadcaster): “I was hitting the ball well, I wasn’t afraid to attack and my serve was powerful.” That’s word for word what I would have advised him if anyone had called me. Nobody called.

You predicted Alcaraz in the final, Jean-Pol. Sunday, in the club group chat.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

I predicted a finalist. I didn’t say which of the two. All right?

Next match: Tommy Paul, world number 18, in the last 16. I pick Bergs to win. Or Paul, but then for reasons I’ll explain on Monday.

It’s true, we checked: RTBF Sport.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B tient deux vrais moments drôles, celui du vocabulaire et celui de Zverev, sans rien inventer. A est proche, mais sa statistique maison et son pronostic final fragilisent la fidélité et la ligne sur le jeu. »

MaximeThe Intern

Bergs bat Alcaraz avec plus de fautes directes que lui : Maxime cherche l’erreur

Au Masters de Shanghai, Zizou Bergs a battu Carlos Alcaraz en plus de deux heures, en commettant 29 fautes directes contre 28 pour l'Espagnol. La défaite d'Alcaraz assure mathématiquement à Alexander Zverev la première place mondiale en fin de saison.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « débreaker, c'est réparer ? » et Zverev qui gagne pendant que deux autres jouent sont de vrais rires candides ; la pique de Jean-Pol sur le « Belge modeste » effleure Bergs, mais reste de l'autodérision nationale.

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MoniqueThe Nostalgic

Alcaraz s’emporte contre son entraîneur à Shanghai : Monique compare avec Couvin

Battu par Zizou Bergs au Masters de Shanghai, Carlos Alcaraz s'était emporté contre son entraîneur Samuel Lopez à la fin du premier set. La défaite met fin à sa série de onze victoires consécutives sur le sol asiatique.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Doux mais plat : centrer le papier sur la colère d'Alcaraz ne lui donne aucune envie de partager, et la tarte au riz arrive sans chute.

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