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Bublik punches the courtside fridge in Shanghai: Maxime learns there is a fridge on court

In the third round of the Shanghai Masters 1000, Alexander Bublik beat Brandon Nakashima 6-7(7), 6-3, 7-6(5) in 2h30. After the first set he smashed his racket, kicked his bench, then hit the fridge next to him.

Maxime, an intern with a notebook, peers into a cooler with a broken lid beside an empty player bench and a smashed racket on court.

Alexander Bublik beat Brandon Nakashima 6-7(7), 6-3, 7-6(5) on Sunday in the third round of the Shanghai Masters 1000, in 2h30. According to HLN, he was ranked 22nd on the ATP list, Nakashima 18th. That part I understood straight away.

The rest took me longer. Bublik lost the first set in a tie-break after wasting two set points. He smashed his racket. On his way back to his seat, he gave his bench a big kick. Then he hit the fridge installed next to him. According to HLN, he put his fist through it and the plastic lid broke apart.

Silly question, but: is there a fridge on court?

I read it three times. A fridge. Next to the bench. During a match. In football, the substitutes get a bench and a water bottle. Here there is a full set of furniture: a chair, a bench, a fridge. All that’s missing is a hotplate so we could cook pasta at the changeover.

On the 7.32 train, I made a list of what I know about this fridge. It has a lid. The lid is plastic. The lid broke. That’s all. I don’t know what was inside, whether it was plugged in, or who fills it. I asked the newsroom who fills the players’ fridge. I was told “in a bit”. I’m still waiting.

Jean-Pol, of course, had an opinion.

It’s very simple: a fridge is an opponent that returns nothing. He won that point, at least.

Jean-Pol Vandenbroeck · the pundit, fictional character

What I take from it is that Bublik pulled himself together and won in three sets. For the first time in his career, he is into the last 16 in Shanghai, where he will play Alexander Zverev for a place in the quarter-finals. I’ll check whether there is a fridge on his side too.

Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est le seul angle où chaque paragraphe relance la blague, sans toucher à la blessure du noyau, et Bublik pourrait le partager. A et C ont de bonnes idées, mais elles s'essoufflent avant la fin. »

Bublik s’en prend au frigo puis bat Nakashima : la C30.4 accuse le cordage

Alexander Bublik a battu Brandon Nakashima 6-7(7), 6-3, 7-6(5) en 2h30 au troisième tour du Masters 1000 de Shanghai. Il a perdu le premier set après deux balles de set gaspillées, avant de s'en prendre à sa raquette, à son banc et au frigo du court.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La gradation « matériel, mobilier, électroménager » est excellente, mais la théorie du cordage s'enlise et la chute « à deux entraînements près » demande une relecture.

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Bublik frappe le frigo avant de battre Nakashima à Shanghai : Monique pense au frigo

Au troisième tour du Masters 1000 de Shanghai, Alexander Bublik a battu Brandon Nakashima 6-7(7), 6-3, 7-6(5). Après le premier set, il a cassé sa raquette, frappé son banc puis le frigo du court, dont le couvercle en plastique a éclaté selon HLN.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La tarte au riz qui console est tendre, mais la chute sur « le monsieur qui a installé le frigo » sous-entend un reproche flou et ne fait pas rire.

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