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Alcaraz played more golf than tennis at Indian Wells: Maxime looks for the rule book

Guesting in Tomas Martin Etcheverry’s vlog, shot at the ATP 500 in Tokyo, Carlos Alcaraz named Indian Wells as his favourite tournament outside Spain. Asked by Jaume Munar, he cited golf, relaxing and feeling at home.

Maxime, notebook in hand, searches a rulebook in front of a tournament draw where a golf flag replaces a player's name.

Silly question, but if you play more golf than tennis during a tennis tournament, which draw are you entered in? I ask because Carlos Alcaraz has just said it, calmly, in a video.

Let me start again, because it took me a while. Tomas Martin Etcheverry has launched his YouTube channel, following Jannik Sinner, Ben Shelton and Arthur Fils. In his latest vlog, shot at the ATP 500 in Tokyo, he had Carlos Alcaraz as a guest, along with Jaume Munar. Jaume Munar, world No. 31, asked him for his favourite tournament outside Spain. The answer: “Indian Wells, mate. The golf, being able to relax and feel at home… This tournament is incredible. There have been weeks, even months, when I played more golf than tennis.”

I watched it on the 7:32 train, twice. Months. At Indian Wells. A seven-time Grand Slam champion. I jumped. The woman opposite me did too, but for another reason.

So I looked into it. I wanted to know if there is a rule setting the minimum amount of tennis to play at a tennis tournament. A quota, a form, something. I opened three tabs, read the word “ranking” eleven times, and ended up on a page about the length of socks. I didn’t see the connection. I’m still digging.

What I take from it: the favourite tournament of one of the best players in the world is the one where they let him find time to do something else. Maybe that’s what feeling at home means.

Maxime, at our club we also spend more time in the buvette, the clubhouse bar, than on court 4. Nobody makes a video about it.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

I asked Céline whether the buvette counts as golf. She said no. I asked her why. She left. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « C est la seule dépêche dont la mécanique, une vantardise qui se dégonfle jusqu'au minigolf, fait vraiment rire tout en restant dans le noyau. A est sympathique mais plus tiède, et B et D échouent sur la drôlerie ou sur la fidélité. »

Alcaraz préfère Indian Wells pour le golf, la C30.4 recompte ses dimanches

Dans le vlog de Tomas Martin Etcheverry tourné à Tokyo, Carlos Alcaraz a expliqué à Jaume Munar préférer Indian Wells à tout autre tournoi hors d'Espagne. Il y a parfois joué davantage au golf qu'au tennis, « des semaines, voire des mois ».

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La semaine de club devient le sujet au lieu de rester une lunette ; la tirade sur les schémas et les intentions ainsi que la surcharge de belgicismes (farde, drache, cornet) diluent la bonne chute.

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Alcaraz a parfois joué plus au golf qu’au tennis à Indian Wells : Jean-Pol aussi, en 92

Carlos Alcaraz a désigné Indian Wells comme son tournoi favori hors d'Espagne, dans le vlog de Tomas Martin Etcheverry tourné à l'ATP 500 de Tokyo. Il a cité le golf et la détente, et dit y avoir parfois joué davantage au golf qu'au tennis.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le golf qui devient neuf trous puis un minigolf, et la carte de score que Céline confond avec le troisième set : la preuve se retourne contre Jean-Pol, c'est drôle et net.

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