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Agassi: “They’ll do it again in two days,” Maxime counts the hours

After Team World’s 13-5 defeat to Team Europe in the Laver Cup final, captain Andre Agassi said he felt for his players, who must fly straight into the ATP 500s in Beijing and Tokyo two days later.

Maxime traces a line from the Laver Cup to Asia on a wall calendar, notebook full of question marks.

Team Europe won the 9th Laver Cup 13-5. Team World’s captain, Andre Agassi, found the hardest part elsewhere: “They’ll do it again in two days, on the other side of the planet, in Asia. It’s completely mad,” he said, according to We Love Tennis.

Maxime read the line three times. Then he opened the calendar: Beijing and Tokyo, from 30 September to 6 October 2026.

Silly question, but who set the dates? I asked around. I was told “the tour.” I asked who the tour was. I was told “everyone.” I checked, and actually nobody knows. Two days is forty-eight hours. It takes me an hour to get from my student room (kot) in Louvain-la-Neuve to the newsroom, on the 7:32 train, and I turn up tired. They change continents. And the strangest part is that Agassi says “do it again.” So they already know it’s going to happen again, and they go anyway. I’m told it’s tradition, fine, but what does that mean? He also said he wished he’d had “more of that little something” in him. I asked Jean-Pol what that little something was. He said he had it. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn.

Maxime · the intern, fictional character

Agassi, for his part, ended on a note of pride: “They’re there for each other. I couldn’t be more proud.” He also said his players showed “more courage” than what he sometimes sees in tournaments “where there’s real stakes, though.”

Maxime wrote the line down in his notebook, then asked the newsroom if they were heading to Asia too. He was told “tantôt” (Belgian for “later on”). He’s still waiting.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est le seul angle fidèle, drôle et dans la voix : sa candeur transforme le « refaire ça » d'Agassi en énigme. A et D inventent le lieu de la Laver Cup, et C noie sa bonne idée sous les belgicismes. »

Laver Cup perdue 13-5, Agassi parle calendrier, la C30.4 parle récupération

Battue 13-5 par la Team Europe en finale de la 9e Laver Cup, la Team World d'Andre Agassi enchaîne deux jours plus tard avec la tournée asiatique, dont les ATP 500 de Pékin et Tokyo du 30 septembre au 6 octobre.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les deux jours du dimanche au mardi sont une bonne lunette, mais bulle, cornet, essuie et farde font du folklore belge, et la partenaire aux frites détourne la chute.

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