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Nadal explains he skipped calling Murray, who was golfing, Maxime wonders why

Rafael Nadal invited Andy Murray to the 3 October exhibition marking ten years of his Majorca academy through a staged voice message posted on social media, rather than a simple phone call.

Nadal records a theatrical voice message near a golf club, while Maxime stares at a silent phone.

Rafael Nadal has announced a series of exhibition matches on Saturday 3 October to mark the tenth anniversary of his academy in Majorca. According to him, the event will bring together big names in tennis, and Andy Murray, former world No. 1 and three-time Grand Slam champion, has been invited and will take part.

To invite him, Nadal didn’t pick up the phone. He recorded a staged voice message and posted it on social media. “Hi Andy, how are you doing? I didn’t call you because I’m sure you’re playing golf and I didn’t want to disturb you,” he explains, before offering him… a round of golf before the party. He adds that he knows Murray has “trained a lot, almost like a pro,” while he himself doesn’t “practise as much,” but thinks he can “be competitive.”

Nadal also mentions that Murray has already come to train at the academy several times, before proposing that after the round of golf they organise a team competition: each bringing along friends to celebrate the venue’s tenth anniversary.

Maxime read the message three times.

Silly question, but if he thinks Murray is out playing golf, why not call him during the round to suggest playing golf together? I checked, there’s no rule against calling someone mid-round. And then he says he thinks he can be competitive against someone who trains “almost like a pro”: if a friend told me that before a match, I’d already be preparing my excuses. Anyway, I still have a lot to learn about how legends issue invitations.

Maxime · the intern, fictional character

Rafael Nadal was also filmed on Tuesday on one of his academy’s courts, looking particularly sharp. Nothing to do with golf, but Maxime notes that everyone in this story seems to be in good shape, except perhaps the phone, which still hasn’t rung.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « B est la seule dépêche qui trouve le comique dans le fait lui-même, avec une voix parfaitement candide et un retweet évident de Nadal. A et C sont correctes mais tièdes, D se trompe de support et devient pincée. »

Nadal invite Murray à un golf avant sa fête d’anniversaire, Jean-Pol s’y voit déjà

Rafael Nadal organisera le 3 octobre une série de matchs d'exhibition pour les dix ans de son académie à Majorque, avec Andy Murray parmi les invités. Il l'a convié par un message vocal mis en scène, proposant d'abord une partie de golf.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'anecdote de Kitzbühel arrêtée au septième trou fait sourire, mais « sa fête d'anniversaire » peut évoquer celle de Nadal, la phrase sur le tennis qui n'a « jamais cessé » s'embrouille et la chute sur le handicap tombe à plat.

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Nadal propose une compétition par équipes avec Murray, Céline pense interclubs

Pour les dix ans de son académie à Majorque, Rafael Nadal a proposé à Andy Murray, dans un message vocal mis en scène, une partie de golf puis une compétition par équipes le 3 octobre, chacun venant avec des amis.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le forfait du vendredi soir et la farde des compositions sont justes et incarnés, mais la comparaison avec les interclubs reste attendue et ne mord pas sur le détail propre à Nadal.

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