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Moïse Kouamé beats Sonego, then aims for the Grand Slam record, no “one match at a time”

Moïse Kouamé, on a wildcard at the Grand Prix Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, beat Lorenzo Sonego, world No. 89, 7-6, 6-4 in the first round. Asked by Univers Tennis, he said he dreams of Novak Djokovic’s Grand Slam title record.

Maxime, stagiaire, tend son carnet presque vide à un joueur rêveur en zone mixte, une petite coupe dorée dans une bulle.

Moïse Kouamé beat Lorenzo Sonego 7-6, 6-4 in the first round of the Grand Prix Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes. He was playing on a wildcard. Sonego is world No. 89. It was the last match of the day, which, I’ve learned, means you play when everyone else has already gone home.

Afterwards he went to the mixed zone. Silly question, but why “mixed”? I thought there was a doubles match. No: it’s a corridor where players walk past the journalists. Univers Tennis asked him a question, and he said: “My biggest dream is to have the Grand Slam titles record”.

That surprised me. For three weeks, I’ve been noting down every post-match answer in my notebook. I have a whole page of “we take it one match at a time”, half a page of “the most important thing is the team’s health”, and one line of “I’m happy”. I thought it was compulsory. Like silence during the point.

I’m told it’s tradition, humility, fine, but what does that mean? If you have a dream and someone asks about your dream, you say your dream. I don’t see the fault.

I have a long-term goal too. I don’t say it in the mixed zone, there isn’t one at my club.

Céline, dite « la C30.4 » · the club player, fictional character

I also checked something else: next Monday, whatever happens, he’ll be world No. 176. Whatever happens. Even if he loses. I asked how you can know his ranking before the next match, and I was told about points that drop off and points that come in. I’m digging, like with the 45.

Anyway, I still have a lot to learn, but at least I have a new page in the notebook, and for now he’s alone on it.

It’s true, we checked: We Love Tennis.

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Moïse Kouamé, 176e lundi, vise le record en Grand Chelem : la C30.4 a aussi un plan

Au Grand Prix Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, l'invité Moïse Kouamé a éliminé Lorenzo Sonego, 89e mondial, 7-6, 6-4 lors du dernier match de la journée. Il sera 176e mondial lundi prochain et a confié à Univers Tennis viser le record de titres en Grand Chelem.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La farde, page trois, sous les stats de première balle, fonctionne, mais la citation de Monique invente un « jeune homme » au micro et la fin empile deux chutes molles.

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Moïse Kouamé bat Sonego et annonce son rêve en Grand Chelem, sans attendre le dessert

Moïse Kouamé, présent sur invitation au Grand Prix Auvergne-Rhône-Alpes, a battu Lorenzo Sonego, 89e mondial, 7-6, 6-4 au premier tour. Après la rencontre, il a dit à Univers Tennis que son plus grand rêve était le record de titres en Grand Chelem de Novak Djokovic.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La parabole de la communion à Couvin est tendre, mais la dernière phrase sur les gens au micro sonne un peu amère et retombe à plat.

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